Twelve pounds of Christmas

Posted: December 25, 2010 in don't fight it
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Sadly to say we did not achieve the full twelve pounds of Christmas. Stopping at 9.7 lbs of weight loss.  The reason we stopped was while repairing frozen pipes for two days in the freeze which is gripping Europe, I tried to remove the end of my finger with a Stanley knife .

So as it is a nightmare to train with a throbbing, spurting finger, the gym was given a miss and the yule merriment began earlier than anticipated.

But never the less here are the full twelve days of Christmas as described by fitness support team who were eager to limit the intake of calories in an attempt to stem the circumference.

 

 

The Twelve pounds of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love took from me,


every thing that was Hershey.

On the second day of Christmas my true love took from me

two vanilla shakes.

On the third day of Christmas my true love took from me

three mars bars.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love took from me

four glasses merlot.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love took from me

five snickers bars.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love took from me

six candied apples.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love took from me

seven slices cheesecake.

On the eigth day of Christmas my true love took from me

eight pieces pizza.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love took from me

nine tangy tartlets.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love took from me

ten jars of jujubes.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love took from me

eleven cans of Corona.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love took from me

twelve pounds of peanuts.

 

There it is, all the things denied (sort of) for a month to lose almost ten pounds. You know the tune.  Maybe there should be a verse for New Year resolutions…

On the first month of New year my true love bade of me…?

Merry Christmas to all.

 

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